Tuesday 7 May 2013

Epic fail

This is the tangle of sparkly goodness I was planning to wear tonight to the Travcom NZ Travel Writers Awards.

Sadly, it is still hanging in my wardrobe in Wellington. My seat on the flight to Auckland, which should be cradling my buttocks at this very minute, is empty.

Yes, the lurgy foiled my valiant attempts to put it back in its box where it belongs. Here's a tip: don't combine Paracetamol and Ibuprofen for quick results, it only makes the contents of your stomach reappear.

If anyone needs me, I will be doing laps of the self pity pool. Perspective Police, please hurry up and get over here.
   

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